Film: The Town
Author: Ben Affleck, Peter Craig & Aaron Stockard
Role: Special Agent Adam Frawley
Actor: Jon Hamm
Length: approx. 1 minute 30 seconds minimum
You and your boys didn’t just roll a Star Market over on Malden for a box of quarters. No! You decided to bang it out in the North End at 9 o’clock in the morning with assault rifles. You fuckin dummies shot a guard. Now you’re like a half sale at big and tall, every cop is in line. Fortunately though, for you, this guard who is two thirds to a retard has miraculously clung to life. Now, if it were up to me and they gave me two minutes and a wet towel I would personally asphyxiate this halfwit so we could string you up on a federal M1 and end this story with a bag on your head, a paralyzing agent running through your veins. This isn’t f**kin’ tommy hopscotch anymore Doug. But I did wanna say one thing. You’re here today so that I could tell you that you are about to die in federal prison. And so are all your friends. No deal. No compromise. And when that day comes when you start tryna be my hero collaborator so hard that I have you slap you to shut up, and it will come, despite your pitiable misguided, Irish, omertà… when your code of silence finally gives way to fear of trafficking in cigarettes to prevent sexual enslavement… I just want you to know that it’s gona be me who tells you to go f**k yourself!