Film: Risky Business
Author: Paul Brickman
Role: Joel Goodson
Actor: Tom Cruise
Length: approx. 1 minute minimum
The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the neighbours’. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I’m looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see what’s what. Then I see her. This girl! This incredible girl! I mean, what she’s doing there, I don’t know, because she doesn’t live there. But it’s a dream, so I go with it. ‘Who’s there?’ she says. ‘Joel,’ I say. ‘What are you doing here?’ ‘I don’t know what I’m doing here. What are you doing here?’ ‘I’m taking a shower,’ she says. Then I give her: ‘Do you want me to go?’ ‘No,’ she says. ‘I want you to wash my back.’ So now I’m getting enthusiastic about this dream. So, I go to her, but she’s hard to find through all the steam and stuff. I keep losing her. Finally, I get to the door and I find myself in a room full of kids taking their College Boards. I’m over three hours late! I’ve got two minutes to take the whole test. I’ve just made a terrible mistake. I’ll never get to college. My life is ruined.