Screenplay: Ronald Bass & Barry Morrow
Actor: Tom Cruise
Length: approx. 30 seconds minimum
We’re not going back to Cincinnati, Ray, so don’t even start with that….We’re not goin’ back to Cincinnati. You don’t have to go to Cincinnati to pick up boxer shorts…What did I say Ray?…You hear me, I know you hear me… You don’t fool me with this s–t for a second….Ray, did you f–kin’ hear what I said? Shut-up!…You don’t have to go to Cincinnati to get a pair of underwear at K-Mart…What did I tell ya, Ray? We are not goin’ to Cincinnati and that’s final…Raymond, that is final. Do you hear me?
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? WHAT-WHAT-WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR! IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT! IN CINCINNATI OR WHEREVER!…You know what I think? You know what I think, Ray? I think this autism is a bunch of s–t! ‘Cause you can’t tell me that you’re not in there somewhere!